What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.