What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi