Saudi Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.