Because they're greasy
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
A crowbar.
With a crowbar.
Hushpuppies.
Greasy, old kernals
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
