Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.