Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

16 Atom Jokes More 16 Atom Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.