Consist Jokes

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Bullfrog Jokes More Bullfrog Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.