Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
To get to the udder side
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
To get to the other side.
Porsche-tchesire sauce
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Because it was ripped.
Ill-gotten gains
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
The Betty Ford Clinic
