Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step