Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.