How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.