Loss Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.