What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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To be put out.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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The Crimea River

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Crimea River

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.