What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.