What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.