Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who loses?

America.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Kung Pao Chicken Jokes More Kung Pao Chicken Jokes

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."