Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Okay, you start.

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Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Kung Pao Chicken

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.