Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
They always use the holy condoms.
He was told not to play with his food.
Choco-late.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Ten minutes.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
Because he was driving her buggy.
I did not see that coming.
