What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!