What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.