What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.