What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?