What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree