Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.