Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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He wanted a higher education!

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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Polly want a quacker!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !