Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why do women wear striped bras?

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated