What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.