What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.