What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.