What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.