Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What do you call a Greek stripper?

Popalottapus

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.