Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.