Because they like Poles.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
Rhinos R Us
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
A stripper
The Illuminaughty.
czech-e-cheese
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.