Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.