What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun