What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun