What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns