Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.