Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.