What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.