There were no jokes in the Post.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Because 7 8 9 A.
Anything you want!
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Because my PC is a Dell.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
They're both under DC.