Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.