Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.