A spooky dookie.
Well they deleted
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Scares their dogs.