What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.