What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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A Chewie

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They'll tell you

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...