What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you