Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!