What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.