What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)