Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!