Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Because they all shot pilots.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.