Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Airport Security Jokes More Airport Security Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search