What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.