What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.