What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.