What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".