What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents