What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.