What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.