What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.