What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)