What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.