What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.