How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.