My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
Wife: As opposed to what
I'm turning over a new leaf.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
Looks like we got a tail.
Because they want to see the front line too
His reflection.
