What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself