At some point they turned into Mummys
Someone who points out the obvious.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
gun hangs head & turns around
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Because he was in deNile
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Neither can keep track of their balls
So he could spend a semester a broad.