What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.