What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!