He sat in his own pew.
Handy Manny took his job.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
A "no one will ever believe me".
They're cramming for the final.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Pew! Pew! Pew!
