What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.