Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Persephone Jokes More Persephone Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Demeter Jokes More Demeter Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Parking Ticket Jokes More Parking Ticket Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.