Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.