What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.