What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.