Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.