Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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She kept throwing away all the W's.

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One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How bad is it, Doctor?

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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Submitting a stool sample.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!