Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Franchicing

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Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.