What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Conception

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

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Make me one with everything."

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Take him to an auction.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.