What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

How do you make a black nervous?

Take him to an auction.