What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

How do you make a black nervous?

Take him to an auction.