What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.