Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

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Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.